Stalking David Sedaris “At a book-reading he gave in 2004, Sedaris offered priority signing to smokers, the reason being that, since they did not have as long to live, their time was more valuable. My niece Mia, a heavy smoker, was at the reading. After it ended, she shuffled to the front of the queue and produced a packet of cigarettes. Her book was signed immediately. She attempted to assuage her guilt with the thought that the greater life-expectancy of the angry fans behind her was always going to be worth more than a signed Sedaris first edition.”

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